Joshu served as the monk in charge of tending the furnace in Nansen's monastery. Once when all the monks were out gathering vegetables, Joshu shouted from the meditation hall, "Fire! Fire!"
The monks hurried to the entrance of the meditation hall. At that Joshu slammed the door.
The monks were speechless. But Nansen tossed the key through the window, and Joshu opened the door.
A suspect is on the lookout suspected of Grand Arsonry! He fits no description! If located, apprehend him for examination immediately!
Oh! Zen Masters are sticky shitbags! Stick to your non-stick solution! Lacquer bowl! Lacquer bowl! Lacquer bowl!
Go! Go! Go! The lightning is at the peak, you must ride it without ever leaving these foothills!
Oh! One last sweet nothing! Goodbye for the moment sends immediate greetings from 10,000 ages!
And as always...this can't be helped!
Goodbye!
Submitted June 05, 2020 at 10:54PM by TheIllusive0ne https://ift.tt/2XyA1EW
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