(Y. Hoffman)
Passing by the bathroom, Nansen saw the monk in charge of heating the bath and asked, "What are you doing?"
The monk said, "Heating the bath."
Nansen said, "Don't forget to call the cow and give it a bath."
The monk answered, "Yes."
That evening the monk entered Nansen's room. Nansen asked, "What are you doing here?"
The monk said, "I am here to tell the cow the bath is ready."
Nansen said, "Did you bring the reins with you?"
The monk was speechless.
When Joshu came to see Nansen, Nansen told him the story.
Joshu said, "I have something to say."
"Did you bring the reins with you?" asked Nansen.
At that Joshu reached forward, grabbed Nansen's nose, and pulled it.
Nansen said, "All right, all right-but why this roughness?"
I'm bored.
Someone take me for a ride.
Or take each other for a ride.
Just don't be too rough.
Muuuuu!
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 06:02AM by GreenSage45 https://ift.tt/2u3Enrf
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