I present to you my latest discovery, the Zen Equation!

-10 -9 -8 -7 -6 -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 [0] +1 +2 +3 +4 +5 +6 +7 +8 +9 +10

This is a gross oversimplification of a very complex formula of course, as the values presented in the equation actually go up to infinity and also back to negative infinity, but ain't nobody got time for that. There are also an infinite amount of sub-numbers in between each value, but we have to start somewhere, right? To continue, the positive numbers represent affirmation, positivity, anything good that you can think of, beneficial qualities and so on and so forth. The negative numbers represent negation, negativity, anything bad that you can think of, negative qualities and so on and so forth. The zero [0] at the dead center is the Absolute Dharma, buddha nature, enlightenment, Zen and all of that jazz. If you really want to consider yourself advanced, then you will see the equation itself as the entirety of all things, including the Secret Dharma, Absolute Enlightenment or chopping wood and carrying water and all of that.

Now, a few people in here are going to start speaking about this Zen Equation in one way or the other, and probably delve into personal attacks on me because genius is often rarely appreciated in its own lifetime. I will quite easily use the equation against anyone negative in here in order to solidify the validity of my equation. I will also use the equation to positively affirm someone who is in support of me or my equation, because I really like affirmation of my own concepts and delusions. Some people will even think themselves clever enough to add [0] or some form of it in the comments, so inb4[0]! (or some semi-clever form of it, haha). The Zen Equation is both absolute and ethereal, not one, not two, therefore it cannot really be argued against, only agreed with. If it is agreed with, then that is good. What ways can you use the Zen Equation in order to come to a better understanding of the dharma? Let us know in the comments.

Submitted February 09, 2019 at 07:20PM by WanderingRoninXIII http://bit.ly/2UK2uDw