You'd think Bodhidharma would have chosen a different dharma name if he didn't want to be mistaken for a damned Buddhist!

Wait, a dharma name? I smell a rat! Let's look him up... Fuck, I knew it, the guy was a Buddhist monk... Must denounce him... Lonely is the path of the r/Zen follower... Beset by enemies, liers and religious Buddhist impostors on all sides...

Dark Lords of Reddit, summon a legion of r/Zen trolls to fight by my side, wielding their flaming quotes of totally-not-Buddhist Zen Masters...

Zen Masters like that guy, Huang Po, aka by his Buddhist name Hsi-yun... Who spent his entire life in Buddhist monasteries... Oh fuck...

Or this guy... Wansong... aka by his Buddhist name Xingxiu... Who became a Buddhist monk at age 15... Then spent his entire life in Buddhist monasteries and temples... Fuck...

Or that other guy... He will save me, the trolls always use his name... Wumen... head monk of the Buddhist temple Longxiang... Oh shi... How about that other guy, Yuanwu... monk at the Buddhist Miaoji Monastery... Fuck, another Buddhist monk...

I am besieged by Buddhists on all sides... Help me, oh troll!

What's that you say, trolls? I should post "NOT ZEN!!1" under ten thousand threads? That will allow my battled soul to rest?

Thank you, oh trolls, your dharma is so clear and easy to follow...

Submitted September 02, 2017 at 09:58PM by SilaSamadhi http://ift.tt/2vTrVWs