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A coworker said he should have a report to me by this afternoon. I said, "Should is praying. Why are you such a liar?" He's not talking to me anymore.
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My daughter asked if I liked her shoes. I said, "Daughter is a troll with a 6 year-old account on this planet and has a history of trolling. Why so dishonest?" She ran out of the room crying. Could still be, but I don't know. Ewk taught me she's a troll, so that's her problem now.
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I got an email from another department that we need to have a meeting to discuss the budget. I replied, "Your department was founded by a fraud and run like a religious cult. No meeting will be happening." I soon got an email from my boss I need to meet with her. Maybe I'm getting a promotion?
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Meeting with my boss, she asked why I'm acting like such a jerk to everybody. I said, "Either quote Zen masters or GTFO and go work at r/DisneyWorld." She just sat there a bit stunned at my brilliance, so I yelled, "CHOKE! You are so pwnd!!!" I'm now in the parking lot, packing my stuff in the car. I get to practice Ewk-method Zen from home... forever!
Have you tried this revolutionary method? How is it going for you?
Submitted January 30, 2018 at 10:58PM by DirtyMangos http://ift.tt/2nvkDGj
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