Wednesday, 5 May 2021

You're all full of shit

I know this because I've peered into my own dharma and found that I too am full of shit, at least when I haven't taken a shit. Enlightenment was resting between the pages of that promotional Bed Bath n Beyond coupon catalog you got in the mail last week and threw it out as spam. Sucks I guess you'll never find it now.

Your Zen Masters don't understand zen. They're dead. I know this u/ewk because I didn't read any of them as they were boring as shit.

Good luck, and stop wasting my time, or your time. Or waste time go for it. Or bad luck, whatever you want.

Namaste and fuck mu.

Also fuck you, yes you.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.



Submitted May 05, 2021 at 03:45PM by AshesAreSnow https://ift.tt/3vMVEzJ

No comments:

Post a Comment

Blog Archive