A man was at his friend's funeral and asked the wife if he could say a word. She agreed. The man stood at the podium and said, "Plethora." As he sat back down the wife said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
His brother asked if he could say a few words, so he got up and said, "Not dying," and sat back down. The wife responded, "he would have liked that."
Then his sister asked if she could say something, so she got up and said "Bargain" and sat back down. The wife replied, "That means a great deal."
Then an old friend got up and said "Earth." The wife replied, "That means the world to me."
Finally, the priest stood up and wondered aloud, “what comes before B-men?”
All replied, “Amen”.
Submitted November 22, 2019 at 04:55AM by Blue_Sky_Record https://ift.tt/2QFdoM3
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