Whenever anyone says anything, just say the opposite!
Person A: It's a beautiful day outside. Zen Master: Is it REALLY? How do you KNOW?!
Or ... Person B: I'm upset at something Zen Master: Don't you understand that emotions come and go, so you are just experiencing a delusion?
And of course ...
Person C: Are you a zen master? Zen Master: Are YOU a zen master?
Troll your way to instant enlightenment!
Submitted March 06, 2018 at 03:19PM by ThinkAllTheTime http://ift.tt/2oLQIe3
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