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The monk said "child, you should never endeavor"
The child said "monk, you are so very clever"
The monk said "child, are you just saying rhymes?"
The child replied "limes, dimes and mimes"
You already know how to find the now
But you brain also knows that your heart will say ow!
To stop the clock is to feel for another
And tie the shoe laces for your little brother
Good and evil are like Pepsi and Sprite
They look like opposites but is that really right?
Your pants are loose and my pants are tight
How is that anything like Pepsi and Sprite?
Hitler and Gandhi are fucking in heaven
In the bathroom stall of a 7-11
Gandhi asks Hitler while blowing his load
"Why did you choose such a terrible road?"
Hitler says "Gandhi don't you see?
My moustache is the greatest in all history"
Adore a stranger and you're halfway there
The other half is to forget that he cares!
The monk played with children all afternoon
Until lunch time came and the kids said "see ya soon"
The monks skinny belly rumbled out loud
So he thought about Buddha, sitting on a cloud
Then a child appeared holding a bagel
She had pony tail hair, her name was Bayzel
She looked at the monk and started to say
"My lunch tastes bland 'cause you're thinner than hay
So do me a favor and please get a job
You're taking advantage and you look like a slob"
Submitted August 02, 2016 at 10:33AM by Shirleedanderhall http://ift.tt/2aJdiOG
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